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MONTECITO JOURNAL OUTRAGED DEMS CAN'T WIN WHEN THEY SPLIT THE VOTE!Power & Politics
Montecito Journal · The Whipping Post · NO.132 · PANEL 4/6 · SB-5UV

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MONTECITO JOURNAL OUTRAGED DEMS CAN'T WIN WHEN THEY SPLIT THE VOTE!

Local paper suddenly discovers how elections work, laments when their preferred candidates fail to secure a majority due to their own party's disunity.

7/14/2026442

CARPINTERIA COUNCIL HOPEFULS: ARE YOU CONSERVATIVE ENOUGH TO WIN?Power & Politics
Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.841 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-615

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CARPINTERIA COUNCIL HOPEFULS: ARE YOU CONSERVATIVE ENOUGH TO WIN?

The nomination window is open for Carpinteria City Council, and local conservatives are wondering if anyone brave enough will step up to challenge the usual suspects.

7/14/2026603

CARPINTERIA COUNCIL SHUFFLE: LESS GRIME, MORE GREEN (AS IN CASH)!Follow the Money
Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.610 · PANEL 6/6 · SB-2I3

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CARPINTERIA COUNCIL SHUFFLE: LESS GRIME, MORE GREEN (AS IN CASH)!

Two incumbents cling to power like last year's kale smoothie, while one brave soul flees the scene of the fiscal crime.

7/14/2026644

SCHOOL DISTRICT MAGICALLY FINDS MISSING MILLIONS (AGAIN)Campus Beat
KSBY News · The Whipping Post · NO.841 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-2GZ

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SCHOOL DISTRICT MAGICALLY FINDS MISSING MILLIONS (AGAIN)

Santa Barbara Unified's latest budget shell game leaves taxpayers wondering if the 'deficit' was ever real or just an annual plea for more cash.

7/14/2026536

FINALLY! DEMOCRATS DISCOVER PUBLIC PROPERTY IS... PUBLIC?!The Dispatch
KEYT NewsChannel 3-12 · The Whipping Post · NO.397 · PANEL 5/6 · SB-27W

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FINALLY! DEMOCRATS DISCOVER PUBLIC PROPERTY IS... PUBLIC?!

Santa Barbara City Council, fresh from inventing the wheel, proposes letting actual taxpayers use school facilities after children are safely away from their fun.

7/13/2026306

FED UP: 'ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME' HOUSING BILL MEANS MORE TAXPAYER PAIN!Housing Desk
Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.886 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-15T

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FED UP: 'ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME' HOUSING BILL MEANS MORE TAXPAYER PAIN!

Noozhawk breathlessly reports on a federal housing 'windfall' that conveniently overlooks the 'once-in-a-lifetime' bill for your wallet coming due.

7/13/2026659

SANTA MARIA'S 'DEMOCRACY' THEATER — FEATURING NEW TAX AS HEADLINER!Follow the Money
Santa Maria Times · The Whipping Post · NO.215 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-6HN

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SANTA MARIA'S 'DEMOCRACY' THEATER — FEATURING NEW TAX AS HEADLINER!

The Santa Maria Times reports three council seats are up for grabs, but the real star of the show is yet another grab at your wallet disguised as a 'measure'.

7/13/2026460

FINALLY, SOMEONE NOTICES! CALDWELL PULLS BACK CURTAIN ON CENSORSHIP CABAL!The Dispatch
Santa Barbara Current · The Whipping Post · NO.567 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-7NT

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FINALLY, SOMEONE NOTICES! CALDWELL PULLS BACK CURTAIN ON CENSORSHIP CABAL!

Andy Caldwell, bless his heart, uses the Santa Barbara Current to bravely point out what conservative taxpayers have known for years: our progressive overlords are gaslighting us faster than a downtow

7/12/2026407

ONE YEAR LATER: PROTESTERS STILL CRYING OVER CANNABIS RAID!Green Desk
Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.801 · PANEL 1/6 · SB-1KA

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ONE YEAR LATER: PROTESTERS STILL CRYING OVER CANNABIS RAID!

A year after federal agents crashed Carpinteria's 'legit' weed party, activists are still milking the drama, perhaps hoping for another free smoke show.

7/12/2026512

LOCAL 'VOLUNTEERS' FLOCK TO TROUGH AS ELECTION FILING OPENS!The Ballot
Santa Maria Times · The Whipping Post · NO.512 · PANEL 5/6 · SB-7F8

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LOCAL 'VOLUNTEERS' FLOCK TO TROUGH AS ELECTION FILING OPENS!

Santa Maria Times breathlessly reports a stampede of local politicos eager to serve themselves, er, 'the community,' in increasingly obscure public offices.

7/12/2026468

'DEMOCRACY'DOZENSCHOICES
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Lompoc Record · The Whipping Post · NO.615 · PANEL 3/6 · SB-336

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LOCAL 'DEMOCRACY' SHAM: DOZENS OF SEATS, ZERO CHOICES!

The Lompoc Record gushes over local election filings, forgetting to mention most 'races' are uncontested shoo-ins for the usual suspects.

7/12/2026598

SBCAN CELEBRATES 25 YEARS OF 'ACTION,' COUNTY STILL MANGLEDPower & Politics
Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.424 · PANEL 6/6 · SB-483

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SBCAN CELEBRATES 25 YEARS OF 'ACTION,' COUNTY STILL MANGLED

Left-leaning 'activists' toast themselves for a quarter-century of 'empowerment,' as locals wonder just what, exactly, they've accomplished besides blocking housing and job growth.

7/11/2026311

STATE THROWS $15 MILLION AT OPEN BORDER PROBLEM, CALLS IT 'SUPPORT'Follow the Money
Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.668 · PANEL 3/6 · SB-0VI

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STATE THROWS $15 MILLION AT OPEN BORDER PROBLEM, CALLS IT 'SUPPORT'

Sacramento's latest fiscal wizardry involves funneling millions into legal aid for children of illegal immigrants, because apparently, actual border security is just too 'mainstream' for California.

7/11/2026520

SACRAMENTO'S LATEST BRIBE: THROWING MONEY AT UBER DRIVERS FOR CARS THAT DON'T WORK!The Dispatch
Santa Barbara Independent · The Whipping Post · NO.461 · PANEL 1/6 · SB-2U4

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SACRAMENTO'S LATEST BRIBE: THROWING MONEY AT UBER DRIVERS FOR CARS THAT DON'T WORK!

Your tax dollars, fresh from the Golden State's bottomless wallet, are now enticing gig workers into unreliable electric vehicles they probably can't afford to charge.

7/10/2026504

COUNTY COOLS ON DEVELOPMENT: NEW GREEN SLUM PROGRAM LAUNCHES?Power & Politics
Lompoc Record · The Whipping Post · NO.654 · PANEL 3/6 · SB-5VO

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COUNTY COOLS ON DEVELOPMENT: NEW GREEN SLUM PROGRAM LAUNCHES?

Santa Barbara County supervisors are reportedly thrilled to trade new housing for endless legal fees, proving 'progress' isn't just a party, it's a financial black hole.

7/10/2026394

COUNTY TO THROW CASH AT 'HOME REPAIR' GROUP, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!Follow the Money
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.733 · PANEL 3/6 · SB-2HI

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COUNTY TO THROW CASH AT 'HOME REPAIR' GROUP, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

Your tax dollars, laundered through a 'community action' non-profit, to fix up houses while dodging those pesky environmental rules.

7/10/2026697

SUPERVISORS GRACEFULLY ACCEPT FREE DRONES: BUREAUCRACY REIGNS SUPREME!Power & Politics
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.349 · PANEL 1/6 · SB-4GM

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SUPERVISORS GRACEFULLY ACCEPT FREE DRONES: BUREAUCRACY REIGNS SUPREME!

Your 'elected' officials take five free thermal drones from charity, but only after a 4/5 supermajority vote and endless bureaucratic hoops, because efficiency is for suckers.

7/10/2026534

COUNTY BOURBONS BLESS PRIMARIES – SHOCKER, DEMS WON!Power & Politics
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.114 · PANEL 3/6 · SB-660

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COUNTY BOURBONS BLESS PRIMARIES – SHOCKER, DEMS WON!

Santa Barbara County Supervisors rubber-stamp election results, proving once again that true democracy means 'we get to pick who wins, then you certify it.'

7/10/2026428

COUNTY SUPES OFFER ANCIENT RITES FOR PUBLIC COMMENT, DEMAND FEALTY!Power & Politics
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.398 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-2HT

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COUNTY SUPES OFFER ANCIENT RITES FOR PUBLIC COMMENT, DEMAND FEALTY!

Santa Barbara County Supervisors, in a move to solidify their iron grip, unveiled a Byzantine labyrinth of rules for public participation, ensuring only the most dedicated or bewildered citizens dare

7/9/2026595

COUNTY TO THROW $12M AT 'STREETS' PROBLEM, EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULT!Power & Politics
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.969 · PANEL 4/6 · SB-1MV

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COUNTY TO THROW $12M AT 'STREETS' PROBLEM, EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULT!

Supervisors greenlight another federal grant to 'address' homelessness, proving the only thing more boundless than government spending is its optimism.

7/9/2026527

SUPERVISORS HAIL 'PROBATION WEEK' WHILE CRIME PAYS IN SANTA BARBARA!Power & Politics
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.440 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-42Z

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SUPERVISORS HAIL 'PROBATION WEEK' WHILE CRIME PAYS IN SANTA BARBARA!

Your tax dollars hard at work, celebrating the system that ensures repeat offenders have a revolving door to freedom, courtesy of our enlightened county leadership.

7/9/2026594

ACCELA-RATE TO NOWHERE! BUREAUCRATS SPEND ANOTHER HALF-HOUR ON COMPUTER SNAFUFollow the Money
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.804 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-4PB

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ACCELA-RATE TO NOWHERE! BUREAUCRATS SPEND ANOTHER HALF-HOUR ON COMPUTER SNAFU

Your tax dollars at work: Santa Barbara County Supervisors dedicated precious time to discussing an underperforming software platform, proving once again that government efficiency is an oxymoron.

7/9/2026401

SUPERVISORS SPLURGE NINETY-NINE GRAND ON 'SANTA CLAUS LANE' DREAMS!Power & Politics
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.787 · PANEL 1/6 · SB-3P4

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SUPERVISORS SPLURGE NINETY-NINE GRAND ON 'SANTA CLAUS LANE' DREAMS!

Your esteemed County Supervisors just greenlit a near six-figure contract for 'construction support' on a 'streetscape' project, ensuring Santa Claus Lane gets its much-needed glow-up, taxpayer dollar

7/9/2026480

COTTAGELAND CASH GRAB: SUPERVISORS SHAKE DOWN HOSPITAL FOR $88K 'FEE'!Follow the Money
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.617 · PANEL 5/6 · SB-4XW

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COTTAGELAND CASH GRAB: SUPERVISORS SHAKE DOWN HOSPITAL FOR $88K 'FEE'!

Your Board of Supervisors, fresh from approving another dollar-draining green boondoggle, found time to extort a local hospital for a 'fee' – because running county services for free is for amateurs.

7/9/2026328

SUPERVISORS' SANTA CLAUS LANE SLEIGH RIDE: $120K FOR 'SUPPORT' ON TWO MILES!Power & Politics
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.108 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-2B5

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SUPERVISORS' SANTA CLAUS LANE SLEIGH RIDE: $120K FOR 'SUPPORT' ON TWO MILES!

Your perpetually generous Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors just sprinkled $120,451.60 on 'construction support' for a tiny stretch of coastal road, ensuring local consultants stay jolly.

7/9/2026637

COUNTY SUPERVISORS GIVE THEMSELVES A PARTICIPATION TROPHY, CALL IT 'RECOGNIZING CITIZEN'Power & Politics
Coastal View News · The Whipping Post · NO.385 · PANEL 3/6 · SB-2HU

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COUNTY SUPERVISORS GIVE THEMSELVES A PARTICIPATION TROPHY, CALL IT 'RECOGNIZING CITIZEN'

Your Santa Barbara County Supervisors, fresh off another hard day of not solving actual problems, took time to pat themselves on the back for 'recognizing' someone.

7/9/2026462

CARPINTERIA CITY HALL: OUR DISASTROUS EMERGENCY PLAN NEEDS AN EMERGENCY WEBSITE!Power & Politics
Coastal View News · The Whipping Post · NO.118 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-63B

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CARPINTERIA CITY HALL: OUR DISASTROUS EMERGENCY PLAN NEEDS AN EMERGENCY WEBSITE!

Carpinteria’s city bureaucrats, after years of planning for every calamity but competence, have finally launched a webpage to tell you they’re updating their “Emergency Operations Plan.”

7/9/2026381

SB COUNTY'S OWN IRON CURTAIN: 'NO ROOM AT THE INN' FOR... IMMIGRANTS?Power & Politics
Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.566 · PANEL 4/6 · SB-36J

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SB COUNTY'S OWN IRON CURTAIN: 'NO ROOM AT THE INN' FOR... IMMIGRANTS?

Santa Barbara County Supervisors, fresh off discovering 'ordinances,' declared private immigration detention centers a no-go in unincorporated areas, showcasing a shocking depth of commitment to… well

7/9/2026639

CULTURE CRUMB TRAIL: CITY HALL'S LATEST ART ATTACK ON TAXPAYERS!Power & Politics
Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.922 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-74T

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CULTURE CRUMB TRAIL: CITY HALL'S LATEST ART ATTACK ON TAXPAYERS!

Santa Barbara opens its annual 'Cultural Arts Grants' — because nothing says 'starving artist' like a city-issued check for your interpretive dance collective.

7/8/2026566

LEFTY BEACH BUMMERS: MORE 'GOOD TROUBLE' FOR DEMOCRATS!The Coast
Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.592 · PANEL 2/6 · SB-3XN

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LEFTY BEACH BUMMERS: MORE 'GOOD TROUBLE' FOR DEMOCRATS!

Santa Barbara's perpetually aggrieved progressive contingent took to the sands again Saturday, ostensibly to 'defend the vote' — presumably from themselves.

7/8/2026402