ICE, TRUMP TACKLE BORDER — PROGRESSIVES TACKLE COUCH CUSHIONS

It seems a few intrepid souls at KEYT NewsChannel 3-12 have just stumbled upon a shocking revelation: our duly elected President Donald J. Trump and his administration are, get this, *enforcing* immigration laws. What a concept! Apparently, those pesky national boundaries and statutes aren't just suggestions for the latte-sipping set, but actual lines in the sand, upheld by the brave men and women of ICE, who are doing the job Americans elected them to do. The hand-wringing on the Central Coast is reaching epic proportions, with some local officials reportedly gasping for air between pronouncements of 'outrage.'

The wailing and gnashing of teeth from the usual suspects is, frankly, music to our ears. For years, the left has turned a blind eye, and an open border, to a crisis of their own making, then expressed utter bewilderment when a President actually delivered on his promise to put American sovereignty first. It’s almost as if they forgot that borders exist for a reason, like, say, protecting national security and maintaining the rule of law. But hey, why let things like 'national security' or 'rule of law' get in the way of a good progressive tantrum?

While the Trump administration continues to secure our borders and uphold the integrity of our nation, the Central Coast's chattering class can continue their performance art of moral indignation. Perhaps they could organize a candlelight vigil for the 'concept' of an open border? Or maybe a protest demanding that ICE agents be issued participation trophies instead of handcuffs? In the meantime, the adults are in charge, and the law, for once, is being applied. And isn't that just terribly inconvenient for those who prefer chaos over order?