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SACRAMENTO'S INQUISITION: BUREAUCRATS CHASE GHOSTS OF ELECTIONS PAST!

California's Secretary of State, Ph.D. and all, bravely re-litigates a 2020 election decided ages ago, proving the Golden State's bureaucrats never miss an opportunity to miss the point.

SACRAMENTO'S INQUISITION: BUREAUCRATS CHASE GHOSTS OF ELECTIONS PAST!The Dispatch
Santa Barbara Independent · The Whipping Post · NO.535 · PANEL 6/6 · SB-66X

It seems the Santa Barbara Independent has once again valiantly picked up the banner for whatever Sacramento's progressive overlords are peddling this week. Our crack team of journalists at the Independent breathlessly reported on California Secretary of State Shirley N. Weber, Ph.D.'s, latest crusade: setting the record 'straight' on former President Trump's 'fallacious' 2020 election claims. Yes, you read that right. In 2026, with a new Trump administration firmly ensconced in Washington, California's top election official is still fighting the last war, issuing stern pronouncements about an election that's been in the history books for years.

One might wonder if Secretary Weber, with her impressive academic credentials, has perhaps confused her job title with that of a historical revisionist or a partisan pundit. While the nation has moved on, focusing on pressing issues like energy independence, securing our borders, and restoring economic sanity, California's elected officials apparently find it more fulfilling to tilt at phantom windmills of electoral disputes from half a decade ago. It’s hard-hitting journalism when the 'news' is essentially a press release from a state official relitigating a settled matter, isn't it?

This isn't about election integrity; it's about signaling. It’s about reminding everyone that even in 2026, California's political class remains perpetually on high alert for anything that might hint at questioning the purity of its progressive dogma. The 'fallacious claims' her office is so diligently debunking have long since been rendered moot by the actual votes of the American people, who, in their infinite wisdom, delivered Mr. Trump back to the White House. But why let reality get in the way of a good old-fashioned virtue signal?

Perhaps instead of re-hashing ancient history, Secretary Weber could focus on, say, making it easier for Californians to vote without feeling like they’re navigating an obstacle course, or perhaps streamlining the state's famously Byzantine bureaucratic processes. Or, dare we suggest, she could simply recognize that President Trump's current presence in the Oval Office renders any 2020 'claims' — fallacious or otherwise — more of an academic exercise than an urgent matter of state. But then, that wouldn't make for a thrilling Scooby-Doo mystery for the Independent to cover, would it?

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