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COUNTY TO BLOW MORE TAX DOLLARS ON 'COASTAL MITIGATION' GRANTS
Your progressive county supervisors are back at it, funneling funds into another bureaucratic slush pile, all under the guise of 'protecting' the coast from the very industry that keeps your lights on
9/25/2026 · Inspired by “Applications Open for Coastal Resources Mitigation Grants” via Noozhawk
Follow the MoneyNoozhawk reports that the Santa Barbara County environmental-industrial complex has once again opened the coffers for its 'Coastal Resources Mitigation Fund' grants. This, dear taxpayers, is just another progressive shell game designed to extract more of your hard-earned cash and redirect it to politically connected 'green' projects that do little more than pad the pockets of consultants and perpetually aggrieved activists. It's truly a marvel to behold how much creative accounting is needed to justify these endless handouts.
The official line, of course, is that these funds 'alleviate the adverse impacts of offshore oil and gas development.' Because, naturally, the real problem isn't the decades of mismanagement by local government or the constant roadblocks to common-sense infrastructure, but rather the vital energy sector providing jobs and keeping California from becoming a Third World nation. The implication is clear: we must punish the oil and gas industry for the sin of existing, and then use the resulting 'mitigation' money to fund a never-ending cycle of 'studies' and 'awareness campaigns' about, you guessed it, the 'harms' of oil and gas.
Here’s the angle Noozhawk missed: This isn't about coastal protection; it's about control. It's about empowering unelected bureaucrats and their favored non-profits to dictate land use, stifle economic growth, and perpetuate the illusion that Santa Barbara County can somehow 'mitigate' its way to a pristine, pre-industrial paradise while simultaneously demanding modern amenities. Meanwhile, the cost of living skyrockets, thanks in no small part to the very policies these 'mitigation' grants are designed to enable. Expect more bike lanes to nowhere and fewer affordable homes, all paid for by your ever-dwindling dollar.
President Trump's administration understands that American energy independence is paramount, not an 'adverse impact.' Perhaps Santa Barbara County's Supervisors should take a cue from the White House and focus on creating an environment where businesses can thrive and taxpayers can keep more of their money, instead of inventing new ways to spend it on 'mitigation' theater.
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