The Whipping Post Take on SB County Board of Supervisors
COUNTY TO BLOW ANOTHER MILLION ON 'MENTAL HEALTH' SOFTWARE! ARE THEY CRAZY?
Your Board of Supervisors continues to fund a digital money pit while actual mental health crises rage outside the boardroom windows. Next up: AI therapists that can't be fired!
It appears the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors, in their infinite wisdom and bottomless taxpayer-funded coffers, are set to 'approve, ratify, and authorize' yet another financial black hole. This time, it's for 'Amendment No. 2' to a 'Participation Agreement with CalMHSA' for some 'Semi-Statewide Enterprise Health Record (EHR) Program Services.' Translation: they’re pouring more good money after bad into a digital health records system that probably makes more sense on paper than it will in practice.
The item, which reads like a ransom note drafted by a committee of overly caffeinated bureaucratic acronym-slingers, details increasing user subscriptions (because everyone needs a digital paper trail for their thoughts!), adding 'AMA license rights' (so the software can finally understand what a headache is), and, naturally, an update to the '3% escalator fee' starting in 2026. Because, as we all know, governmental spending only ever escalates. But wait, there's more! They're also adding 'new Artificial Intelligence (AI) note-taking and compliance components.' Soon, your county will have AI diagnosing existential dread and writing its own progress notes, all while avoiding pesky human privacy concerns.
Here’s the Whipping Post Take that the daily rags like the SB County Board of Supervisors' agenda item won't spell out: this isn't about mental health; it's about control and contractors. The initial agreement was just the foot in the door. Now, with an additional nearly $1 million siphoned from 'Contingency Funds' (the county's personal slush fund), and a total contract amount swelling to over $7.6 million, this 'EHR Program' looks less like a medical solution and more like a permanent revenue stream for its developers. And who benefits? Certainly not the taxpayers or the mentally ill who need actual, human care, not another software update.
They even threw in a nice little kicker, delegating authority to the Director of the Department of Behavioral Wellness to buy even more modules without bothering the Supervisors. Because nothing says 'fiscal responsibility' like giving a blank check with a wink and a nod. And lest you worry about any environmental impact from all this code-slinging, fear not! It’s 'not subject to environmental review' because it’s just an 'administrative or fiscal activity.' Just money evaporating into the digital ether, completely harmless to Mother Earth, and apparently, to the county's balance sheet.
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