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SUPERVISORS' HOUSING 'DEAL' SMACKS OF ANOTHER SWAMPY SHAKEDOWN!

Your benevolent County overlords are 'negotiating' a housing project, but rest assured, they're not committing to anything that might actually impact the environment or, you know, get built efficientl

SUPERVISORS' HOUSING 'DEAL' SMACKS OF ANOTHER SWAMPY SHAKEDOWN!Power & Politics
SB County Board of Supervisors · The Whipping Post · NO.869 · PANEL 6/6 · SB-4C9

The Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors, in their infinite wisdom, wants us all to rubber-stamp an "Exclusive Negotiating Agreement" with a Los Angeles-based outfit called SoLa Impact LLC for a little slice of downtown at 117 East Carrillo Street. It's for "Workforce Housing," naturally, because nothing says 'affordable' like a backroom deal brokered by Sacramento-subservient politicos. And what timing! Just when local developers are choking on regulations, an out-of-towner gets the golden ticket to 'negotiate' – always a good sign for taxpayer transparency.

Now, here's where it gets rich: the Supervisors solemnly declare this whole charade "does not constitute a 'Project' within the meaning of the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA)." Why? Because it's merely a "government funding mechanism or other government fiscal activities." So, spending taxpayer money on a big development agreement isn't a project, but building a shed in your backyard requires an environmental impact report the size of a phone book. The logic is as clear as a mud puddle after a winter storm, perfectly encapsulating the bureaucratic double-speak that chokes progress and inflates costs.

The real story, of course, is what this "exclusive negotiating agreement" truly entails. It's code for shutting out local competition, cozying up to preferred partners, and laying the groundwork for a future deal that will inevitably be lauded as a 'solution' while costing locals an arm and a leg. Don't be surprised when the ink dries and the project budget mysteriously bloats, all under the guise of noble intentions. The Supervisors are not just approving negotiations; they're crafting a narrative that ensures the usual suspects win, while you, the humble taxpayer, are left holding the tab for their latest 'non-project' project.

It's business as usual for the County, where process trumps progress and environmental 'concern' evaporates when big money is on the table. The kind of 'leadership' that makes you wonder if they're building housing or just building up their campaign coffers, brick by bureaucratic brick. And they wonder why people are fleeing this state in droves – perhaps it's because unchecked government 'fiscal activities' like these are pricing everyone else out.

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