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SBCAG SEEKS ‘STAKEHOLDERS’ FOR HIGHWAY TO NOWHERE; TAXPAYERS TO FOOT BILL
Another day, another government committee, another excuse to spend your hard-earned money debating a road that should have been fixed decades ago, all while Noozhawk dutifully reports the bureaucratic
8/20/2026 · Inspired by “Applications Open for S.R. 135 Stakeholder Advisory Committee” via Noozhawk
On the RoadThe Santa Barbara County Association of Governments (SBCAG), an organization whose very name sounds like a committee designed by committee, is once again demonstrating its commitment to solving problems by creating more committees. Apparently, the existing cadre of 'experts' isn't quite expert enough to figure out a highway, so now they're enlisting a 'Stakeholder Advisory Committee' for State Route 135. Because nothing screams 'efficiency' like forming an 11-member panel to provide 'guidance' on a road that has been a known bottleneck since roughly the invention of the automobile.
One can only imagine the caliber of 'stakeholder' applying for this prestigious civic duty. Perhaps it will be a collection of local activists whose primary 'stake' is ensuring no carbon molecule escapes into the atmosphere, or career bureaucrats looking to add another line item to their already impressive resumes. Rest assured, this committee will undoubtedly spend countless hours deliberating the critical nuances of bike lanes versus bus stops, all while the average working-class commuter sits in traffic, wondering why the county can't just pave the darn road and be done with it. The real 'stakeholders' — the taxpayers and drivers — will, of course, be left holding the bag.
This isn't about fixing a highway; it's about expanding the administrative state, plain and simple. Every new committee means more meetings, more consultants, and more opportunities to delay concrete action in favor of endless 'discussions' and 'input.' Meanwhile, our elected officials can point to the 'diverse community input' they received while simultaneously avoiding any actual responsibility for making tough decisions. It’s a classic progressive playbook: complicate simple issues until they require a small army of government employees and citizen advisors to *study* them, all on the public dime.
But fear not, fellow citizens! President Trump and Vice President Vance are busy restoring American greatness and common sense from Washington, while local governments like SBCAG continue their Sisyphean task of reinventing the wheel with taxpayer funds. One can only hope that at least one sensible person applies for this committee, perhaps someone who understands that a road is for driving, not for endless 'stakeholder engagement.' Otherwise, we'll be waiting for this highway improvement well into the next century.
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