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SANTA MARIA'S 'STATE OF THE CITY': MORE EMPTY PROMISES THAN A CLIMATE ACTIVIST'S DIET

Santa Maria's grand pronouncements at Allan Hancock College today will surely pave the way for more taxpayer-funded folly, as leaders discuss long-term plans to… well, long-term plan.

10/13/2026 · Inspired by “Santa Maria Leaders to Discuss Long-Term Plans at ‘State of the City’ Address” via KEYT NewsChannel 3-12

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SANTA MARIA'S 'STATE OF THE CITY': MORE EMPTY PROMISES THAN A CLIMATE ACTIVIST'S DIETPower & Politics
KEYT NewsChannel 3-12 · The Whipping Post · NO.268 · PANEL 1/6 · SB-53Y

KEYT NewsChannel 3-12 is breathlessly reporting that Santa Maria’s leaders are gathering for their annual ‘State of the City’ address, promising to unveil “long-term plans.” One can only imagine the groundbreaking revelations: more studies, more committees, and more bureaucratic ballet to avoid actually making tough decisions that might upset the special interests funding their next campaigns.

Historically, these ‘State of the City’ extravaganzas are less about the actual state of the city and more about the state of the city’s ruling class’s egos. Expect a dazzling array of charts, graphs, and buzzwords designed to obscure the plain truth: Santa Maria, like much of California, is drowning in the fiscal wake of progressive policies, from housing mandates to energy ‘transitions’ that drive up costs for everyone but the politicos and their chosen developers. It's a miracle they can even afford the catering at Allan Hancock College.

The real ‘long-term plan’ for many of these local luminaries seems to involve consolidating power, expanding their fiefdoms, and ensuring that any genuine conservative fiscal discipline remains a whispered heresy. While they’re busy congratulating themselves on ‘progress,’ working families are wondering how they’ll pay for gas and groceries after yet another round of green taxes and regulations. Perhaps someone should ask if the ‘long-term plan’ includes lowering property taxes or, dare we dream, balancing a budget without resorting to federal handouts from President Trump's treasury.

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