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S&P GIVES HOUSING AUTHORITY 'A+' FOR SPENDING OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Local housing mandarins pat themselves on the back for creditworthiness, seemingly oblivious to the fact that it’s *taxpayer* solvency keeping their gravy train chugging.

8/31/2026 · Inspired by Housing Authority of the City of Santa Barbara Earns A+ Credit Rating from S&P Global via Santa Barbara Independent

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Santa Barbara Independent · The Whipping Post · NO.859 · PANEL 4/6 · SB-26V

The Santa Barbara Independent, bless their earnest little hearts, recently reported that our very own Housing Authority of the City of Santa Barbara (HACSB) has achieved a stellar A+ credit rating from S&P Global. Cue the celebratory champagne flutes and self-congratulatory back-pats, because apparently, securing a good credit score to borrow more money against the public's future earnings is now considered a triumph worthy of front-page digital ink. We’re told this A+ rating will help them 'build homes' and 'create thriving communities.' Funny, we thought actual fiscal prudence, less bureaucratic bloat, and perhaps fewer crushing regulations might be the real keys to community building, not just another line of credit for more of the same.

What the Independent’s blurb doesn't quite get around to mentioning is that this 'A+' isn't a testament to the Housing Authority's *own* entrepreneurial genius or sound business practices. It’s a reflection of the deep pockets of the taxpayers they continually lean on. It’s like a perpetually indebted college student boasting about their credit limit when their parents are the co-signers. Our unelected Housing Authority bureaucrats are essentially leveraging the long-suffering Santa Barbara County property owner’s good name to fund their perpetual cycle of grand plans, which invariably involve more 'affordable' housing that somehow never actually makes living here affordable for the working class.

This isn't about fostering self-sufficiency; it’s about institutionalizing dependency, all while a cadre of well-paid administrators enjoys the 'stable outlook' of their own comfortable salaries. The real story here isn't the letter grade on a balance sheet; it’s the quiet mechanism by which unelected bodies continue to expand their footprint and influence, always with the promise of future utopian outcomes, and always on the taxpayer’s dime. As President Trump’s administration continues to pare back federal overreach, local entities like HACSB should perhaps learn to live within their means, rather than celebrating their ability to borrow more.

While the HACSB takes a victory lap for its credit score, regular citizens are left to ponder why their property taxes keep climbing to prop up an endless carousel of 'solutions' that only seem to benefit those paid to implement them. An A+ credit rating is great, but an A+ in actually solving problems without endless borrowing would be even better.

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