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REACH FOR THE STARS! LOCAL AUTHORITIES NOW 'SEARCHING' FOR RENTAL COSTS

Santa Barbara's housing wizards, in a stroke of genius, are launching a 'survey' to pinpoint the 'true cost' of rent, as if the market isn't a giant, flashing price tag already.

9/3/2026 · Inspired by Renter, Property Owner Survey Seeks True Rental Housing Cost via Noozhawk

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Noozhawk · The Whipping Post · NO.505 · PANEL 4/6 · SB-571

It appears the fine minds at the Santa Barbara City and County Housing Authorities have stumbled upon a groundbreaking concept: property costs money. And they're so committed to this radical discovery, they've launched a 'survey' to poll renters and property owners, as reported by the ever-insightful Noozhawk. What's next, a taxpayer-funded study to discover if the ocean is wet or if taxes hurt? Clearly, the housing-industrial complex here believes that rather than let basic economics dictate rent, we need a committee to 'determine' it, likely with an outcome that coincidentally requires more government programs and, naturally, more taxpayer dollars.

The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), an organization not exactly known for fiscal restraint or understanding local markets, is apparently guiding this grand quest for knowledge. One wonders if HUD's 'Fair Market Rents' are determined by actual market forces or by a dartboard in a D.C. cubicle. This isn't about understanding the market; it's about justifying an endless cycle of intervention, mandates, and bureaucratic bloat that only drives prices higher for everyone except the chosen few who qualify for assistance.

Here's the real story Noozhawk missed: every time a new 'affordable housing' project gets green-lit, every time a new layer of regulation is added, every time a permit is delayed by environmental activists funded by out-of-state grants, the cost of housing for *everyone* goes up. This survey isn't about finding the 'true cost'; it's about manufacturing an excuse for continued market distortion. Instead of asking what rent people pay, perhaps these authorities should survey why it takes five years and ten million dollars to build a tiny apartment in Santa Barbara. The answer, of course, lies in the very bureaucracy now asking renters to fill out forms.

Meanwhile, hardworking families watch their dreams of homeownership or even stable renting vanish, not because the market is broken, but because it's been deliberately sabotaged by well-meaning (or well-funded) interventionists. President Trump's administration, always advocating for less red tape and more common sense, understands that true affordability comes from letting the market work, not from endless surveys and 'studies' designed to perpetuate the problem they claim to solve.

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