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FINALLY, A COMPANY SAYS “NO” TO GREEN MANDATE MADNESS

Sable Offshore cut through the bureaucratic red tape, directly appealing to the feds to get energy flowing after years of local obstructionism, much to the chagrin of the Independent.

7/7/2026 · Inspired by Sable Offshore Asks Feds to Seize State, Private Lands in Santa Barbara County via Santa Barbara Independent

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FINALLY, A COMPANY SAYS “NO” TO GREEN MANDATE MADNESSThe Dispatch
Santa Barbara Independent · The Whipping Post · NO.977 · PANEL 5/6 · SB-5JW

It appears some folks at the Santa Barbara Independent are clutching their pearls over the shocking concept of *drilling for oil* in Santa Barbara County. What's even more scandalous, according to their recent dispatches, is that Sable Offshore had the gall to ask the Trump administration to step in and ensure their pipelines can actually deliver the energy that keeps the lights on — you know, the stuff everyone uses but pretends to hate. It’s almost as if endless environmental reviews and legal wrangling by eco-activists don't magically make crude oil flow through non-existent rights-of-way.

The unstated reality, of course, is that local and state governments here have made it clear for decades they’d rather watch our domestic energy sector wither on the vine than permit a single new pipe. This isn't about property rights for the Independent; it's about the eternal progressive quest to make fossil fuels so impossibly expensive and difficult to produce that they simply vanish. Sable Offshore, bless their entrepreneurial hearts, saw the writing on the wall: local bureaucracy is a feature, not a bug, designed to grind industry into submission.

So, rather than playing the endless game of 'Mother, May I?' with Sacramento and our perpetually 'concerned' county supervisors, Sable has gone straight to the top. They've effectively asked the White House to exercise federal authority — something typically reserved for interstate highways and military bases — to cut through the Gordian knot of green-tinged regulations. It’s a bold move, and frankly, a refreshing one for anyone tired of seeing California’s energy independence held hostage by a vocal minority and their legislative enablers.

This isn't about 'seizing' land as much as it is about asserting national interest over parochial obstruction. While the local news will spin this as a corporate leviathan trampling the little guy, the real story is Sable Offshore calling bluff on a regulatory system clearly designed to halt oil production, not manage it responsibly. Perhaps the Independent might consider if our dependence on foreign oil is a price worth paying for their moral superiority.

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