The Whipping Post Take on SB County Board of Supervisors
COUNTY SUPERVISORS GIVE AWAY THE STORE, CLAIM IT'S NOT A 'PROJECT'
Board waves through millions in housing slush funds and 'grants' to pet charities, then declares it has no environmental impact. Brilliant!
It seems a Tuesday in Santa Barbara County is now officially 'spend other people's money' day, as our ever-generous Board of Supervisors just signed off on a breathtaking array of what they charmingly call 'subrecipient agreements' and 'funding commitment letters.' The local dailies, no doubt still trying to sound out 'subrecipient,' will probably tell you this is just boring bureaucratic housekeeping. We at The Whipping Post know better.
Millions of dollars, flowing from 'State of California Permanent Local Housing Allocations' and 'Community Development Block Grants,' are being channeled to various 'non-profits' for everything from 'home repair' to 'tenant-based rental assistance.' Remember those 'community partners' who fill the Supervisors' campaign coffers? Funny how they always seem to be the primary recipients of these government windfalls. It's almost as if 'helping the vulnerable' is just a high-minded excuse for a robust, taxpayer-funded patronage system.
The cherry on top of this spending sundae? The Supervisors confidently declared that none of this constitutes a 'project' subject to environmental review under CEQA. That's right! Handing out millions for various 'housing activities' and 'facility upgrades' apparently has no environmental impact whatsoever. We commend their innovative legal gymnastics; perhaps they believe money itself, once removed from taxpayer wallets, simply evaporates into a carbon-neutral ether. Or maybe, just maybe, they've figured out how to build and renovate without using any materials, generating any waste, or changing any land use, thereby achieving the environmentalist's pipe dream through sheer bureaucratic will.
One has to wonder: if these aren't 'projects,' and they have no environmental impact, what exactly are they? A magic trick? A particularly expensive thought experiment? Or just another example of our ruling class using convoluted language to disguise the endless churn of public funds into private hands, all while avoiding any pesky accountability. The next time you're stuck in traffic, breathing California's 'clean' air, remember this: the Supervisors just greenlit millions for things that aren't 'projects' and have zero impact. Sleep tight, taxpayers.
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