The Whipping Post Take on SB County Board of Supervisors
COUNTY LEADERS TO TAXPAYERS: 'GET OVER IT, BRIDGE IT, PAY FOR IT!'
Your benevolent Santa Barbara County overlords, fresh from a long weekend of golf and organic kale, have graciously decided to spend nearly half a million of your dollars to fix a bridge they likely i
Follow the MoneyIn a move that surprised absolutely no one still capable of critical thought, the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors (bless their hearts) rubber-stamped another half-million-dollar 'emergency' repair this week. This time, it's the thrilling saga of Foothill Bridge 51C-0381, a structure apparently so crucial it only warrants attention after a 'storm damage' event – which, in California, is what we call 'winter.' Naturally, this vital piece of infrastructure, conveniently located in the First District where a Democrat reigns supreme, needed an urgent fix that only a Bakersfield-based firm, American Enviro Services, could provide. Because when you need local, you go out of county, right? It just makes sense, if you're a bureaucrat.
The real genius here isn't the repair itself, but the exquisite dance around environmental regulations. The item gleefully declares the project 'categorically exempt' from CEQA under two different clauses! First, it's just 'repair, maintenance, or minor alteration' – nothing to see here, folks, move along! Then, for good measure, it's also an 'emergency repair' because it’s fixing 'existing highway and roads damaged by natural disasters.' So, to recap: it’s both minor maintenance *and* an emergency natural disaster repair. The hoops these people jump through to avoid common-sense environmental impact assessments on routine infrastructure upkeep would be comical if they weren't spending your money.
But here’s the kicker nobody else is reporting: look closely at the numbers. The initial contract is $389,900.00. Then there's an 'up to' $33,370.00 contingency, plus an 'additional amount of up to $55,000.00 for supplemental work items.' That's nearly $90,000 in add-ons built in before the shovel even hits the dirt! When the budget revises for Fiscal Year 2026-2027, the total appropriation balloons to $558,270.00. That’s a 43% markup from the initial contract bid. What’s the over-under on how much of that 'contingency' and 'supplemental' cash gets spent? Our progressive leaders never met a project they couldn't bloat. Just another day in the People's Republic of Santa Barbara, where 'emergency' means 'poor planning' and 'budget' means 'suggestion.'
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